What a productive way I have found to utilize the time that I would otherwise be using to write the 8 page research paper I have due tomorrow... Office supplies and Twilight quotes!
And so... the BlackBerry fell in love with the Stapler... What a stupid Stapler!... What a sick, masochistic BlackBerry.
Chapstick: I know what he did to you, Stapler. And I would never do that to you!
Chapstick: I HAVE A BLACKBERRY TO KILL!
Audrey made a good point in mentioning that Chapstick's top really should be off. Here we go:
Chapstick: Do not make me upset. Things could get very ugly!
This may hurt a little.
EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN BLACKBERRY AND SHARPIE ENSUES!
I will turn you into a BlackBerry on one condition. If you want me to do it, then... Marry me, Stapler.
GASP!
1 comments:
i hate this post. i think its stupid. you didnt include mine or my suggestions, therefore it SUCKS!
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