Partly because I want to brag about my newfound skill of capturing screenshots on my laptop and partly because I'm appalled at this COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR situation, I am here to tell you that while it is 40° with a strong chance of FREEZING YOUR ASS OFF outside here in the Lone Star State, it's a breezy 30-freaking-degrees warmer on the East Coast. Thanks a lot, greenhouse gas emissions and your fucked-up weather patterns!


* = all the water weight in my body (excreted through severe perspiration)
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