The rumors are true.




Yes, friends. I, Hannah R. Kitziger -- inventor of countless fat kid tricks and eternal lover of Hut's #12 hamburger (with extra jalapenos) -- went vegetarian. (Cue the obligatory text from meat-loving mother: "What would a move to LA be if you DIDN'T go vegan??!" -- OK, MOM- THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.) The reason for this big decision: my friend Neel made a short doc about animal cruelty, and after watching it, I pledged to change my ways! (Oh, I also needed a convincing reason to mobilize plebeians in a revolt against Lady Gaga)

BREAKING: Umm. It lasted approximately 20 hours. My b, guys! AND THE PEANUT GALLERY NEEDS TO COOL IT (I'm talkin' to you Hayley!) That shit is hard to do! I accidentally ate turkey bacon on Sunday morning. Oops?

Anyways- here is a photograph of my first only meal as a vegetarian. It was deeeeelectable... and raw! And vegan!

SunPower Cafe in Burbank: Raw Pesto Pizza (sunflower seed crust, cashew creamy basil pesto sauce, tomatoes, mushrooms) and a side of hummus + pita!
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